I have finally found a use for celebrity gossip columnists. There is a very important question that has wide-ranging political ramifications, and only a ferret, a pork chop, or a David Hartnell can answer. The question is:
Has Paul Holmes ever used Viagra?
The reason I ask this can be found in Brian Rudman's column in today's Herald. If an entire nation of cold and flu sufferers will miss out on the best, most effective treatment for their discomfort, why the hell is an exception being made for overdosing Viagra users? What makes these overinflated pricks so special?