The Vagitarian

"It seems an unfortunate habit with Australians to speak through their teeth as if they came from the fly country, afraid to open their mouths for the fear of flies."
- Judge Sheridan of Sydney

Nicked from here

Chris Trotter digs out an unpublished obituary for Rod Donald.
Colin Espiner is a bit less subtle.
Steven Price points out free speech is not always pretty.
Dim Post has a glorious message regarding Murray McCully or, as he is known by one laundrette, Harmonious Grass Mud Horse Lotus Blossom.