Wednesday, May 12, 2010

An off-Molesworth production

Casting the National executive to play The Young Ones:

Rick - John Key, the people's poet. Will do practically anything to woo admirers.

Neil - Bill English. Yeah, definitely Bill. Lentil porridge for everyone!

Vyvian - Judith Collins. Wontonly destructive and prone to excessive violence.

Mike, the cool dude - Tony Ryall. Flamboyantly attired, not above spiking some female attention with Herceptin. Genuinely in touch with Soccer Mum concerns.

The Balowski Family - Paula Bennett. Gatecrashing landlord prone to long incoherent monologues.

SPG - Simon Power. Stunt puppet side-kick to Vyv.