Monday, April 14, 2008


Smile, Labour.
Say "Cheese", Horomia.
Fourteen bucks a kilo, say what?
Smile, as a sniff of petrol
Reaches two bucks a litre.
Smile as that wedge of petrol levy
Fills your spendthrift

Smile, Labour
As you wave goodbye
To your children
In the departure lounge.
Dover going over
To warmth and clover,
Tony a vote farmer
For Obama.
Marion Hobbs
Evacuating to England,
Same as Tim Barnett.

Smile, Labour.
While China can build
An Olympic Village
Quicker than
A Vogon resource consent
For a granny flat
In Manukau

Smile, Labour.
Smile til it hurts.
Just like us.