Messianic millionaire Colin Craig has sicced the lawyers on national treasure The Civilian. The deeper story is difficult to tell, seeing how all the juicy bits end in dead links. Oops. Now the entire site is down.
Now would be a good time to consider where Colin Craig fits into the Team America schema of dick, cunt or arsehole. Colin Craig seems to be an exception to the rule. Going on form, I'd say he's more of an overly-sensitive pudendum.
