Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Whingeing Pom discovered in Pram

Martin Warriner didn't come here to live in Maoriland, according to today's DomPost. All this vim and vinegar over a macron on Kapiti, when all the local iwi want is for people to pronounce the name properly. i.e. Car-piti not Cap-iti.

Lew at Kiwipolitico reckons Martin should just fuck off if he doesn't like it. Might I suggest some places for Martin to live back in Old Blighty:

Fucknob, Hampshire
Twatt, Orkney
Shitterton, Dorset
The Knob, Oxfordshire

And before I get snapped for calling Paraparaumu Pram, ask an NZSL person.