Bad oral exams

From The Onion, but could have just as well have been Paula Benefit or the Welfare Working Group:

With unemployment at its highest level in decades, the U.S. Department of Labor issued a report Tuesday suggesting the crisis is primarily the result of millions of Americans just completely blowing their job interviews.

I also understand that there's a prostitute shortage in Auckland. Perhaps the Nats can move a few DPBers into the Game. Night jobs don't require day care, eh. It's win-win isn't it?