Thursday, November 20, 2008

A shot over the bow

Gudday Margaret,

Can you please remove this email address from all Act databases, email address lists and other forms of correspondence forthwith. I am sick of repeatedly receiving messages from Act, in spite of repeated attempts to unsubscribe from them. I am no longer a member of Act, and would rather seek sexual favours from alligators than support Act again. If further correspondence from the Act party continues, I may be forced to lay a complaint under the Unsolicited Electronic Messages Act.


Will de Cleene