Thursday, July 31, 2008

Puffin stuffed

TV's most famous Tourette's Syndrome reality show host, Gordon Ramsey, has got into trouble with animal rights activists for hunting puffins in Iceland. And ripping out the heart of a recently deceased puffin and eating it. There's even a marinated puffin recipe on the F Word website.

Don't see what all the fuss is about. Icelanders eat puffins as part of their diet. In the battle between the survival of the hungriest versus the survival of the cutest, hungry wins every time.

Ramsey didn't escape unharmed. One chivalrous puffin bit him on the nose, requiring three stitches to Ramsey's proboscis. He almost drowned as well.