Amalekites suck at Photoshop

Back in the '80s, I was scared shitless by the idea that a flock of geese might spark a thermonuclear Holocaust. These days, I'm more worried that Photoshop might bring it all on.

While the hawks are screeching to all go all medieval on Iran, BoingBoing has kindly pointed out that Iranian media is sexing up the rocket tests.



Iran truly sucks at Photoshop. Already the mocking has started:







Never before has the posturing on both sides been so lame. Let's remember that these missiles are about as accurate as a Scud, and even less of a threat to Israel than those lame firecrackers. Stand down, people. It's not real.