The Polar Bear Express

Plans are being made to face a worst case scenario of climate change, species extinction. Here in NZ, we're facing the lonely and dateless future of male-only tuataras unless they get moved somewhere cooler. There's talk about what happens if the Arctic Ice completely melts, and what to do with all the polar bears. Wired writes on a scheme to move them to Antarctica. Early word from the penguins is that they are not happy with the proposal and have formed a political group, NOOBI (Not On Our Bloody Iceberg).