Saturday, February 04, 2006

Kermit & Miss Piggy turn to prostitution

DisneyCorp, who purchased the rights to Kermit, Miss Piggy and many non-Sesame Street muppets in 2004, will start pimping Kermit & Piggy out tomorrow during the Superbowl. Miss Piggy will plug Pizza Hut, while Kermit will sell his soul for the Ford Escape SUV.

How fucking wrong is this?