"Children are being trained to be the eyes and ears of their Porirua neighbourhoods and encouraged to "nark'' on any suspicious behaviour. The city's first Junior Neighbourhood Support programme has seen the senior syndicate at Holy Family School in Cannons Creek taught how to make their streets safer."Because, as all of us know, children cannot ever be wrong or lie. Better safe than sorry, eh. And kids never get bullied for telling on people. The police are really running their budget cuts on someone else's neck with youth rates for volunteer grassing.
Speaking of the vulnerabilities of pride, what do the NZ Police and the Fonz from Happy Days have in common?
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Memories of South Park...
"When Kyle shares his frustration with his friends, Cartman suggests that he call the police and tell them that his parents have been "molestering" him..."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wacky_Molestation_Adventure
Indeed. I'm sure Cannon's Creek will have some new and dubiously entertaining spin on that theme soon.
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