Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Are you an NZ Republican?

You are at Piha beach. You see Rachel Hunter and Prince Charles drowning. You can only save one of them. Who do you save?

I've been pondering an acid test for support of an NZ head of state for some time. This is the best I can come up with. Why would Prince Charles be drowning off Piha? I dunno. Maybe his Airbus 319 crashed on the way to a compost festival.

3 comments:

offsettingbehaviour said...

Is that can or must save one of them?

Will de Cleene said...

I was wondering about that. Switching Rachel Hunter for, say, Hayley Westrenra would turn up even more false negatives though. I understand Rachel's daughter is quite hot as well, which is more than you can say for Charles' spawn.

Anonymous said...

I only save people who have been okayed by Kiri TeKanawa.