MMP as Mount Doom

David Farrar points to a caption competition being run by Peter Shirtcliffe as part of the futile campaign to rustle up opposition to MMP. Although the bottle of champagne prize is quite tempting, I won't be submitting this entry:

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And besides, I thought Internal Affairs changed the rules a few years ago banning liquor as a prize. A silly prohibition that only the Law Commission could love, but one a parochial conformist such as Shirtcliffe is duty-bound to obey.