Paris does Pot, apparently. More interestingly, she was arrested trying to enter South Africa with some in her possession. Bringing weed to South Africa, a country where marijuana grows wild by the roadside and can be bought at the right petrol stations. It's the single stupidest bust since [unnameable billionaire] was busted bringing a personal cannabis stash into NZ a few years back.
UPDATE: Bravo that bimbo. Charges against Paris Hilton have been dropped. One less victim in the war on drugs. Only a few billion people more to go.