Nats Win, New Gummint, smile and wave, Jobs Summit
Bike Track, 4 Day Week, Gluckman made Chief Science Geek
Silent runs, GFC, lax deposit guarantees
Garrett, Rodney, Supercity, Melissa "Lost Highway" Lee
Barbies, beer with Prince Will, Tax cuts from English Bill
Hiking GST and motorcycle rego fees
Suspending democracy in ECan's Otautahi
Irrigation, irritation, dairy saturation please!
We didn't read the file
We'd rather be on Breakfast
Or a Radio Live talkfest
We didn't read the file
There's no time to read it
In the middle of a photo op
Richard Worth, Pansy Wong, Paul Quinn not missed once gone
Simon Power, 'nother story, Bankers grabbed that useful Tory
De-fanged regs in Bolger's time, now Leaky Homes, Pike River Mine
The details are too gory, now we tell another story
Look over there, it's a Hobbit! Actors' union told to shove it
Paul Henry, Dikshit, sounds like us, what a hit
Public Service cutbacks, Bill's Zero Budget
Allan Hubbard, empty cupboard, Christchurch shuddered, now we're buggered!
We didn't read the file
We'd rather be on Breakfast
Or a Radio Live talkfest
We didn't read the file
There's no time to read it
In the middle of a photo op
Rugbyhead World Cup, three way hand-shake stuff up
Tea with Banks turns to custard, Police called, MSM busted
MV Rena grounded, Colin's mental party founded
Act turgid, Greens surged, Labour still cannot be trusted
TV debate, "Show Me the Money", Phil Goff the headlight bunny
Joyce spin, narrow win, Peters dances on a pin
Winston First is back, slipping in his new List pack
It didn't look like he was trying, wasn't his niche set on dyin'?
We didn't read the file
We'd rather be on Breakfast
Or a Radio Live talkfest
We didn't read the file
There's no time to read it
In the middle of a photo op
Judith Collins, John Judge, Nick Smith, ACC fudge
Sky City, Conference sites, pokie machine rights
National Standards, ropey data, League Tables, Hekia Parata
Charter schools, unlicenced tools, long tails, Aussie Rules
Paula Bennett beyond caring, leopard skin diversions flaring
Chasing crumbs and solo Mums, no-one touches the Super bums
Kim Dotcom Armed Raid, GCSB brain fade
TPP, Fair Trade, Hollywood Kool Aid
We didn't read the file
We'd rather be on Breakfast
Or a Radio Live talkfest
We didn't read the file
There's no time to read it
In the middle of a photo op
The photo ops go on and on and on...
