Having just spent the morning rearranging the library (the Russians had got mixed up with the Dickens, Swift and H.G. Wells after a tremor caused a bookslide), I was about to catch up on the headlines with coffee and cigarettes. Then some rude illiterate Christians completely pissed me off.
These godbothering do-gooding fuckwits purposely walked past the
No Missionaries sign on the gate. If you're in the Pram district and get visited by these rude, privacy ignoring zealots, feel free to give them some more verbal buckshot on my behalf.
Fucking Christians.
6 comments:
You would be better off with a sign that says "no Christians" or "no Jesus Freaks", Will. "Missionaries" has a particular meaning to most Christians and very few door to door proselytizers would call themselves missionaries.
Ta for the advice, MacDoctor. I was hoping subtlety and wit would do the trick. Luckily I've got a couple of spare planks. I think I'll try: "No Jesus Freaks or Salespeople" this time.
Are you planning to blog again, or is this a permanent sabbatical?
Permanent is too big a word, but I have no thought of restarting at present.
I was wondering why Eternal Vigilance had gone missing from your blogroll.
Fucking Christians!
Well,the faiths haven't been doing themselves too many favours recently. Get your priests off the backs of the GLBT freaks and we'll talk.
Actually, yeah.
A sign that says, "No Fucking Christians!"
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