According to a free-wheeling surfer dude, the Theory of Everything may lie in an elegant mandala discovered back in 1887:
Garrett Lisi hopes to successfully beat string theory to unifying gravity with electromagnetism, and the strong and weak nuclear forces. In between surfing and mountain climbing, he will set about calculating the masses of 30-odd particles which the E8 pattern (pictured above) says should exist. Can't wait for the Large Hadron Collider to go online, eh.
UPDATE: Here's a YouTube of it working: