Look at me, I'm Winston P!
Destroying lives for publicity!
I won't repeat
My filth in the street,
It lacks privelege Parliamentary!
Look at me, I'm Winston P!
Spinning shit to gold with sophistry!
My only friends
Are camera lens,
Red wine, whiskey and me!
Look at me, I'm Winston P!
Courtenay Place constituency!
Hedonism's OK
Unless you are gay,
And know an Act MP!
Look at me, I'm Winston P!
Please ignore my hypocrisy!
Don't mention Mark
Or his underage lark,
It's hetero History!
Look at me, I'm Winston P!
As seen in wet dreams of the pensionry!
No need for Queer Eyes
To choose my ties,
The taxpayer buys them for me!
