For an unemployed person, I'm pretty damned busy. Not content with putting my hand up for a few
NORML things, I've just gone and doubled my workload by volunteering as the Wellington co-ordinator for the
nzflag.com referendum campaign. With a little luck I might one day talk myself into a position that actually pays the bills!
In the meantime, there's intense media training to be done. I'll soon be learning all the buzzwords and soundbites for the media outlets. I've already been reading up, perusing books like
Seven Highly Effective Ways to Sell Ice to Eskimos and the
Goebbels Guide to Marketing. Very soon, I reckon, I'll excel at
spouting bullshit communicating effectively with target markets.
If anyone from WINZ reads this, I am still actively seeking employment, OK?
